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“How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying”

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“There’s no way I’m playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.”

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Emmett: I’ve been cancelled! After today ‘Queer Guy’s’ gone, and do you know why? Because they thought I wasn’t queer enough…me? I mean I’ve been called many, many things, but never, not, queer enough.
Brian: It’s not only unconscionable, it’s unfathomable.
Emmett: I mean you saw me, was I not the queerest thing on God’s earth?
Justin: Actually you seemed a little bit…
Ted: Reserved.
Emmett: Reserved?
Ted: Well just not your usual flamboyant self.
Emmett: Well I’m a news man now; I had to lower the flame a bit. I mean I figured if I was too flamboyant I might turn people off.
Brian: Well instead they turned you off. Idly there is a profound life lesson in this.
Ted: They hired you because they didn’t want some stiff straight guy who looks like he has a poker up his ass.
Brian: They wanted some gay guy who looked like he had a fist up his ass.
Ted: They wanted you, Emmett Honeycutt.
Brian: Queerest, nelly-est, ho-ho-homo in the ho-ho-hole wide world.

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best couple ever.

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• Darren: Good God! They said yesterday that I had to say a couple of words after the show, so... Frankly, I'm speechless. It's been--It's been such a whirlwind, this whole ride for me, it's been, uh, crazy. So I just wanted to say a couple of "Thank yous" before I go, since this is my last show. Um, thank you to, obviously, the wonderful producers who believed in me to let me do this and be a part of this wonderful project. To our esteemed director, Mr. Rob Ashford, thank you for believing in me as well.
• Audience: *Applauds*
• Darren: To our genius conductor Mr. David Chase as well.
• Audience: *Applauds*
• Darren: And of course, to this wonderful group of people onstage and behind the stage, the "Brotherhood" of the world wide wicked family, this is not only my last show, but the wonderful Cameron Adams and Christopher Hanke.
• Audience: *Cheers and applauds*
• Darren: And it's been short but sweet but now, I think it's time that I, uh, I think it's about time because--This firm's been pretty good to me, and I think it's time that I went back to my--I resigned, and I took the blame for what I did, and I went back to doing what I did before I came here.
• Beau Bridges: What did you do?
• Darren: Well, sir, I was on Glee!
• Audience: Laughs and applauds*
• Darren: That wasn't the point! Only because I'm a sucker for musical jokes, Dave [Chase], give me that again!
• Audience member: I LOVE YOU DARREN!!
• Darren: *Laughs* There it is. Just pretend this happened! Because I planned this. . . *Repeats more cheerfully* Well, sir, I was on Glee! *Waits for a musical cue then waves hand when it doesn't come * [Garbled] Anyway, I wanna get out of here, so thank you so much. You know, life--I always say life is only as good as those you get to share it with, and it has been an absolute pleasure sharing it with these wonderful individuals up here, and with all of you.
• Audience: *Applauds*
• Darren: I wanna make this quick, I want to get out of here, so please let me finish. So, about, like, ten years ago when I was growing up in musical theatre I did a musical called "Do I Hear a Waltz," and there's a wonderful line at the end of that show where, uh, the female character says, "Thank you so much for something between ridiculous and sublime," and it's been beautiful sharing it with all of you and with my beautiful family *voice cracks* who is here and who's been here [this whole time (?)].
• Audience: Aw!!
• Darren: Thank you from the bottom of my heart! And we will see you next time on Broadway!

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“Randy Harrison plays Warhol with TERRIFIC comic coolness.” - Variety 

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Darren Criss in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

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Darren Criss departs his Manhattan hotel en route to his final Broadway performance of “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying”, January 22.

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Favorite Jacob Black book quotes → New Moon, chapter 9, page 212

Congratulations to Christopher Jason Hanke on his final performance in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying as Bud Frump.

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